Events - 2012

Binge Thinking

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I was on a date. The girl arrived, and saw I was reading a book. 'What's that?' she asked. 'A book,' I said. She said, 'Wow. What does it do?' People still believe in creationism, fast food, the stock market and that two weeks in a caravan with the family is a good idea. They buy investment properties, and laugh at me for wasting my money on good food, great times and unappreciative women. But it_x0019_ ll be me laughing when the environment packs it in, or a virus kills off most of the population. And I get their Toorak mansion for three cans of baked beans and two shotgun shells. Instead of stopping to think about anything, we_x0019_ re continually updating our Facebook and Twitter saying, _x0018_ Look at me_x0019_ . But nobody_x0019_ s looking unless we_x0019_ re naked, famous or covered in vomit. We_x0019_ re getting dumber. Why? "Very funny and enlightening ... A lot better than a lot of other comedians working today" (Express Media) "Missiles firmly locked onto the Twitter fed factory chickens of tabloid suburbia" (Inpress) Sold Out Melbourne Fringe 2011 Directed by Adam Richard